One argument you can’t win: A mini-saga

“Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person you’re complaining about.” - Lisa Alther, Kinflicks, 1975

At the bottom of the sea lies a shipwreck. Hidden within are the worldly possessions and untold stories of lost lives, grave goods of submerged sailors and drowned travelers. The prow bears the evidence of the argument lost, the errant iceberg long ago melted, uncaring and unhurt by the complainant.